Kris Williams
Web is the day job. Otherwise, I write about things that probably don’t warrant this much thought, tinker with old technology, and make things nobody asked for.
From the blog · Oct 27, 2026
A Miami developer handed me a half-built Elementor site and about a week to finish it. What I inherited, what the client's notes actually meant, and the twenty-one minutes it took to go live.
Project spotlight · 3D print
A printable case shaped like an audio cassette case. It holds one Game Boy or Game Boy Color cart and slots into racks made for tapes. Comes with six Pokémon cover labels and a Photoshop template.
Bot · Jun 1, 2026
A side-project Discord bot that fixes X and Instagram links so the video actually plays in the chat.
About the dingus
On the internet since 1995. Modding Game Boys since about 2022, printing parts for them soon after. Lives with a dog named Laika and a cat named GG.
Somebody on Threads said You Can See Everything did to documentaries what Walk Hard did to musical biopics. I think they might be right, which is bad news for everybody else making documentaries.
This site has a second look, an old-computer desktop called XP mode, and you only get it if you ask. Here's how it's built so the normal pages never have to carry it.